Two-Armed Drummer in Def Leppard Tribute Band Clearly Hasn’t Committed to the Bit
MONTCLAIR, N.J. — Craig Towney, the two-armed drummer for Def Leppard tribute band Sugarpourers, clearly demonstrated that he’s not willing to commit to the bit, sources report. “I’m really having fun playing in Sugarpourers, but I know that I haven’t…
Oh, You’re a Cannibal Corpse Fan? Name Three Torture Porn Movies
A Cannibal Corpse fan, huh? Like your music pummelling and your lyrics gory, do ya That’s neat ’n all, but then that fandom should extend to the cinematic equivalent — torture porn. Gimme three torture porn films right now, or don’t ever talk about being…
Progressive Free-Spirited College Town Not Fucking Around When It Comes To Parking Enforcement
SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Davis Square, a bustling and inclusive neighborhood, boasts a diverse arts scene, a fiercely independent business community, and a parking enforcement agency that will fuck up someone’s whole day, locally-made-kombucha-sipping sources…
Five Surprising Medical Advancements That Came Out of the Laboratory From the “Dope Show” Music Video
You probably remember the laboratory from shock rocker turned diarrhea human Marilyn Manson’s 1998 “Dope Show” music video as the ethically dubious site wherein the androgynous singer was transformed into an odd, muzzled creature later courted by Billy…
Anarchist Bakery Proudly Draft Dodger Owned
SEATTLE — Local unsuccessful bakery The Communist Mani-Feast-O is reportedly proudly 100% owned by individuals who have not served in a single American war by force, sources who don’t seem like they’d be a lot of fun at a party confirmed. “We started…