TRUMP TO KEEP FAMILIES TOGETHER, STACKED INTO BORDER WALL
PRES. TRUMP: We’ll call ‘em cinderbacks. Or wetbricks. SESSIONS: We can poll the base to see which makes them angrier.
TRUMP CANCELS 2018 MIDTERMS TO THWART RUSSIAN MEDDLING
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an effort to keep Russia from interfering with democracy, the Trump administration today announced it has cancelled the 2018 mid-term elections.