Are the Republicans Toast?
Are Republicans headed for a November Armageddon? You won’t want to miss these predictions from Ben Wikler, the man who helped kick Elon Musk’s ass when the Cyberschmuck tried to buy Wisconsin’s democracy. Ben, who was the state’s…
TBR Cartoon of the Week
TBR welcomes the acclaimed Paul Karasik as a contributing cartoonist! A two-time Eisner Award winner, Paul has published work in The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Nation, and The New Yorker. You can help support Paul’s work here.…
Nation Shocked That Darline Graham Not Stupidest Senator on Judiciary Committee
C-SPAN WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Americans were still in a state of shock on Wednesday after discovering that Lindsey Graham’s sister Darline was not the stupidest member of the Senate Judiciary Committee. Although Graham…
Eric Schmitt Confuses Ass with Hole in the Ground
Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an embarrassing attempt at a “gotcha” moment in Tuesday’s Senate Judiciary Committee hearings, Senator Eric Schmitt (R-Missouri) appeared to confuse his ass with a…
Russian Who Funded Don Jr’s Wedding Also Funding His Divorce
Saul Loeb/AFP via Getty Images MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—The Russian oligarch who paid for Donald J. Trump Jr.’s recent wedding revealed on Tuesday that he would also bankroll the newlywed’s divorce. “I wish Don Jr. the best in…
Trump Bans Numbers 2 and 9 After Approval Rating Hits 29
Brendan Smialowski/AFP via Getty Images WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an unprecedented attack on two prominent integers, on Monday Donald J. Trump banned the numerals 2 and 9 after his approval rating dropped to 29. “Two and nine have…
Baby Songs Updated for the Trump Administration
Jonathan Borba on Unsplash When the President of the United States is a baby, that requires new baby songs. Consider these updated lullabies: Read more
TBR’s Week in Photos
Senile Man Wanders Into UN and Gives 40 Minute Speech Michael M. Santiago/Getty Images Nation Saddened That Reversal of Press Ban Means They Will Once Again Hear Trump’s Voice Celal Gunes/Anadolu via Getty Images Putin Upset to Learn Trump Is…
Hitler Estate Sues Trump for Stealing Arch Design
Kevin Carter/Getty Images WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The estate of Adolf Hitler sued Donald J. Trump on Thursday for what it called the “blatant theft” of the late German chancellor’s design for an arch of triumph in Berlin.…
TBR Cartoon of the Week!
Introducing a new TBR feature: Cartoon of the Week! This week’s is by Paul Noth, who has contributed over 400 cartoons to The New Yorker since 2004. In 2025, he became only the second cartoonist to win The Thurber Prize for American Humor in…