Ramaswamy Appears in New Ad With His Father
COLUMBUS, OHIO (The Borowitz Report)—In a bid to close out his gubernatorial campaign on a positive note, on Wednesday Vivek Ramaswamy released a campaign ad featuring his father. Read more
Democrats’ Secret Weapon in Mississippi? The Republican
Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith, vehemently disavowing any ties to Nazis. (Photo: Drew Angerer/Getty Images) Mississippi hasn’t had a Democratic senator since John C. Stennis, first elected during the Truman administration. But that might be about to…
TBR Monday Cartoon
Jason Chatfield is a New Yorker cartoonist, comedian, and author of You’re Not a Real Parent Until… He is a former President of the National Cartoonists Society. You can find more of his work on his Substack, New York Cartoons. Subscribe to…
The Truly Authentic Candidate
Erik Mclean on Unsplash This election cycle, political consultants have scoured the nation’s bars, pool halls, and tattoo parlors in search of the holy grail: The Truly Authentic Candidate™. But what, exactly, makes a candidate Truly…
New Mexico Changes Name to “Fuck Trump”
Jeffrey Keenan on Unsplash SANTA FE (The Borowitz Report)—Responding to Donald J. Trump’s demand that it change its name to “New America,” on Thursday New Mexico announced that it was renaming itself “Fuck Trump.” The…
TBR Cartoon Triple Feature!
Tom Toro won the National Cartoonist Society’s Reuben Award for best gag cartoonist of 2025. His debut cartoon collection AND TO THINK WE STARTED AS A BOOK CLUB… was nominated for the Eisner Award and was a TBR Book Club pick. His new…
Millions of Americans Offer Trump $90 to Resign
Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a proposal that experts called unprecedented, on Tuesday over twenty million Americans offered Donald J. Trump ninety dollars each to resign from office. The Americans, all of whom…
Trump Furious After “Pro Kings” Rally Draws Sparse Crowd
Nicholas Kamm/AFP via Getty Images LEXINGTON, KY (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly “apoplectic with rage” on Saturday after a tiny crowd showed up for his heavily-publicized “Pro Kings” rally. An advance…
Hegseth Haiku Contest Finalists!
Andrew Harnik/Getty Images Last Sunday, TBR published The Private Haiku Journal of Pete Hegseth after the Secretary of Defensiveness accidentally texted it to us. Since then, TBR subscribers have flooded us with entries to our Hegseth Haiku Contest. Now…
George Santos Named New White House Press Secretary
Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Following the abrupt departure of White House press secretary Katie Zacharia, Donald J. Trump announced that her replacement would be the former congressman George…