When Jane Goodall Destroyed Elon Musk
Goodall with a far more interesting primate than Elon Musk. (Photo by SUMY SADURNI/AFP via Getty Images) When the world’s most admired woman was attacked by the world’s least interesting man, it was no contest. Like the millions of other…
Pam Bondi Upstages Todd Blanche Hearings by Releasing Naked Photos of Trump on Epstein’s Island
Win McNamee/Getty Images WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Seeking revenge for her abrupt termination in April, on Wednesday former Attorney General Pam Bondi upstaged confirmation hearings for her nominated successor, Todd Blanche, by releasing a…
Mitch McConnell Trounces Trump on Cognitive Exam
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a brutal defeat for Donald J. Trump, Senator Mitch McConnell handily trounced him on a cognitive test administered to both men on Tuesday. According to an attending neurologist who spoke on condition of…
A Fact-based Lindsey Graham Obituary
Like many Americans, I mourn the sudden passing of Lindsey Graham. I had hoped he would live long enough to be tried for treason. Let me define my terms. A true traitor collaborates with the enemy despite knowing better. For that reason, someone like…
Communism According to Republicans
LMPC via Getty Images On July 4th, Donald J. Trump gave a rousing speech at the foot of Mount Rushmore, where he warned about a resurgence of a “communist menace.” After an exhaustive search, TBR could not find any evidence of a resurgence of…