The Senate Race Democrats Must Win
EMERGENCY EPISODE: There’s a race the Democrats must win to take control of the Senate—but the mainstream media aren’t talking about it. In this episode, I talk to the candidate who’s determined to win it. My podcast is usually a…
TBR Cartoon Double Header!
Paul Noth has contributed over 400 cartoons to The New Yorker since 2004. In 2025, he became only the second cartoonist to win The Thurber Prize for American Humor in Cartoon Arts. You can subscribe to Paul’s Substack here. Subscribe for More…
Don Jr. Regrets Splitting With Guilfoyle After Learning She is World-class Grifter
Joe Raedle/Getty Images WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump Jr. said on Tuesday that he “deeply regrets” splitting with Kimberly Guilfoyle now that she has been revealed to be a world-class grifter. “When Kimberly and I…
The War on Cartoonists
Ann Telnaes In January 2025, Ann Telnaes, the Pulitzer-winning cartoonist for the Washington Post, announced that she was quitting the paper where she’d worked since 2008. She did so after her editor killed her (now famous) cartoon depicting WaPo…
Trump Seeks to Avoid Losing in Texas by Returning it to Mexico
Vivian Arcidiacono on Unsplash WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Fearing a humiliating midterm defeat in Texas, on Monday a desperate Donald J. Trump attempted to return the state to Mexico. Amid news that Texas would no longer be a part of the US,…
The Private Haiku Journal of Pete Hegseth
Andrew Harnik/Getty Images TBR EXCLUSIVE—You may think you know Pete Hegseth, the former “Fox & Friends” weekend host determined to rid the military of weirdos and beardos. But there’s another Pete—a sensitive,…
Trump Enraged After Bad Bunny Wins Nobel Peace Prize
Todd Rosenberg/Getty Images WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a series of furious Truth Social posts early Thursday morning, Donald J. Trump blasted the Norwegian Nobel Committee for awarding the 2026 Peace Prize to the Puerto Rican rapper Bad…
Unfit to Serve
Last week, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth made headlines by offering this vision of the military: “No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals.” Inspired by this wisdom, we’ve complied our own list of people…
Leavitt Joins Fox in Hopes of Becoming Defense Secretary
Alex Wong/Getty Images WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Former White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announced on Monday that she was joining Fox News Channel as a stepping-stone to becoming Secretary of Defense. Leavitt said that only by…
Eric Schmitt Hospitalized After Walking Into Wall
Saul Loeb / AFP via Getty Images WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In yet another setback for the embattled lawmaker, on Monday Senator Eric Schmitt (R-Missouri) was rushed to the hospital after walking into a wall. According to sources close to the…