Hegseth Haiku Contest Finalists! October 17, 2026 Updated on October 18, 2026 Andrew Harnik/Getty Images Last Sunday, TBR published The Private Haiku Journal of Pete Hegseth after the Secretary of Defensiveness accidentally texted it to us. Since then, TBR subscribers have flooded us with entries to our Hegseth Haiku Contest. Now it’s up to you, dear reader, to choose the winner! Read the following Hegseth haikus and vote for your favorite: Read more
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