WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a series of furious Truth Social posts early Thursday morning, Donald J. Trump blasted the Norwegian Nobel Committee for awarding the 2026 Peace Prize to the Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny.

Trump claimed that he had been “treated very unfairly” by being passed over for the award despite having ended “between forty and fifty wars.”

“Bad Bunny could Never end even One War because he speaks a Language no one Understands!” Trump thundered.

In another setback for Trump, he was bested in the Nobel voting by such other candidates as Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney, author E. Jean Carroll, and the Reflecting Pool algae.

TBR Cartoon Feature: Unfit to Serve

Last week, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth made headlines by offering this vision of the military: “No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals.” Inspired by this wisdom, the Pulitzer-winning cartoonist Ann Telnaes and I compiled our own list of people who should be banned from the US government.

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