TRUMP CANCELS 2018 MIDTERMS TO THWART RUSSIAN MEDDLING
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an effort to keep Russia from interfering with democracy, the Trump administration today announced it has cancelled the 2018 mid-term elections.
TRUMP WILL DEPLOY RUSSIAN TROOPS TO PURGE U.S. DEEP STATE
President Donald Trump today accepted an offer by Russian President Vladimir Putin to use “impartial” Russian troops to root out the so-called “Deep State” within the U.S. government.
GOP MAY RECONSIDER PLAN TO RUN SLATE OF RACIST PEDOPHILES IN ’18
BIRMINGHAM, AL – Following Roy Moore’s surprise loss to Democrat Doug Jones in the Alabama Senate race Tuesday, the state’s Republican leaders said they may reconsider their recent decision to run only homophobic racist pedophiles in the 2018…
For White Men to Survive, We Need to Start Acting Like Prey
In order to survive, we straight, white, Christian males need to stop acting like predators and begin acting like prey.
TEENAGER USES ROY MOORE DEFENSE
FATHER: Son, did you steal $20 from your mother’s purse? SON: No.