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DNA Provides More Evidence Thomas Jefferson Fathered Children With Sally Hemings

DNA Provides More Evidence Thomas Jefferson Fathered Children With Sally Hemings

October 9, 2026

DNA analysis of a lock of Thomas Jefferson’s hair has provided the strongest genetic evidence yet that he did in fact father at least one child with the enslaved woman Sally Hemings, as has long been speculated. What do you think? 

“The Federalists are going to have a field day with this one.”

Chad Sansom, Glove Fitter


“Just another attempt to slander slave owners.”

Isabel Recinos, Wallpaper Scout


“The DNA is probably just saying that for attention.”

Edgar Bowen, Salmon Handler

The post DNA Provides More Evidence Thomas Jefferson Fathered Children With Sally Hemings appeared first on The Onion.

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