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Paul Noth has contributed over 400 cartoons to The New Yorker since 2004. In 2025, he became only the second cartoonist to win The Thurber Prize for American Humor in Cartoon Arts. You can subscribe to Paul’s Substack here. Subscribe for More…
Don Jr. Regrets Splitting With Guilfoyle After Learning She is World-class Grifter
Joe Raedle/Getty Images WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump Jr. said on Tuesday that he “deeply regrets” splitting with Kimberly Guilfoyle now that she has been revealed to be a world-class grifter. “When Kimberly and I…
Will Trump Running For Midterm President Help Down-Ballot Republicans?
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Rockstar Announces ‘GTA VI’ Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Fanning hype for its upcoming open-world sandbox game by teasing a copious collection of tracks from the legendary singer-songwriter and film composer, Rockstar Games announced in a press release Tuesday that the Grand Theft Auto VI…
Shane Gillis Issues Apology Statement: ‘It’s Like Nobody Even Heard the Part About My Fat Bitch Sisters!’
Shane Gillis, affectionately known among his peers as a “Wet Egg,” addressed recent backlash over his SNL monologue where he referred to women at a gym he allegedly visited as “whores”, insisting that claims of misogyny were baseless, out of context, and…
Death Toll of Online Girlfriends Soars After Air Strike on Russian Data Center
SASOVO, Russia – The death toll of the internet’s online girlfriends is expected to soar into the tens of thousands by week’s end after Ukraine’s devastating drone attack that left a Russian data center completely obliterated, right-wing…
Late Uncle Remembered As Man Who Had Can Crusher In Garage
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Smoothie Shop Workers Not As Excited For Man’s Birthday As Marketing Email Made It Seem
ARLINGTON, VA—Saying it was disappointing to enter the smoothie shop and not be greeted by streamers or decorations, local man Ryan Hunter confirmed Tuesday that workers at Sweetgrass Juicery were not as excited for his birthday as the marketing email…
Timeline Of President–Press Relations
Interactions between the president and the free press have been central to the United States since the nation’s founding. The Onion takes a look back at key moments that have shaped the executive branch’s relationship with the Fourth Estate. 1803 Local…
The War on Cartoonists
Ann Telnaes In January 2025, Ann Telnaes, the Pulitzer-winning cartoonist for the Washington Post, announced that she was quitting the paper where she’d worked since 2008. She did so after her editor killed her (now famous) cartoon depicting WaPo…