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Trump Bans CNN, MS NOW, Politico From White House Press Pool

Trump Bans CNN, MS NOW, Politico From White House Press Pool

September 23, 2026

President Trump banned news outlets CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from participating in the White House press pool, citing what he considers fake news coverage of himself. What do you think?

“Yeah, lots of grandpas yell at cable news.”

Jonah Gardner, Topiary Consultant


“He says that now, but he’s going to miss belittling them to their faces.”

Lia Rowe, Pastry Attendant


“I’m sure Anderson Cooper could go undercover as a teenage girl to get in.”

Evan Cortez, Poster Hanger

The post Trump Bans CNN, MS NOW, Politico From White House Press Pool appeared first on The Onion.

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