Heckuva Job, Trumpy
On Friday night, as the nation’s worst ground stop since 9/11 stranded millions of Americans, Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin declared, “This is what the leadership of President Trump looks like.”
I couldn’t agree more.
Mullin, Mitch McConnell’s rival-in-sentience, wasn’t alone during Friday night’s clown show. His sidekick was Transportation Secretary-slash-startled-deer Sean Duffy, a former cast member of MTV’s “The Real World.” At the White House podium, he demonstrated why he was the least qualified person to manage an emergency since Michael “Heckuva Job, Brownie” Brown bungled the response to Hurricane Katrina.
Rather than dispense information that might help the throngs of desperate passengers forced to eat at their concourse’s mobbed Sbarro, he went on a whingeing rant about Congress’s refusal to appropriate the funds necessary to update FAA systems, which apparently run on dial-up modems and AOL free trial disks.
For a reality-show veteran, Duffy appeared shockingly divorced from reality.
