Skip to content
Humoro.us Humoro.us

It's all made up.

Humoro.us Humoro.us

It's all made up.

  • Home
  • Home
Humoro.us Humoro.us

It's all made up.

Humoro.us Humoro.us

It's all made up.

  • Home
  • Home
Home/Satire - The Onion/Algorithm Distorting How Important Man Thinks ‘Gummo’ Is To Rest Of World

Algorithm Distorting How Important Man Thinks ‘Gummo’ Is To Rest Of World

September 23, 2026

PLAISTOW, NH—Blaming their friend’s personalized internet feed for his warped perception of the film’s impact, sources confirmed Wednesday that the algorithm presented to local man Todd Bennett had been distorting how important he thinks Gummo is to the rest of the world. “No matter which social media site he’s on, he’s being pushed Gummo content left and right, all the time,” said roommate Jordan Mintz, explaining that between the long Reddit threads arguing about the symbolism of Tummler killing stray cats and the TikTok tutorials for Bunny Boy cosplay, Bennett appeared to “live in his own little bubble” where the experimental indie film from 1997 was widely considered one of the cultural touchstones of the last century. “He’s stuck in this echo chamber of Gummo GIFs, Gummo fan fiction, and speculation about whether Harmony Korine will ever make a Gummo sequel. No matter what we try to tell him, he’s convinced that people come home from work and casually put on this chaotic series of conceptual vignettes to unwind. He just keeps being pulled deeper and deeper into a false reality where everybody understands the reference of a boy eating spaghetti in a dirty bathtub filled with murky water, when that’s definitely not the case for the majority of the population. It’s sad, really.” Mintz added that he worried Bennett’s algorithm made no mention of what’s actually important to people, like the 1992 live-action/animated fantasy Cool World.

The post Algorithm Distorting How Important Man Thinks ‘Gummo’ Is To Rest Of World appeared first on The Onion.

Author

Syndicator

Follow Me
Other Articles
Previous

Woke Gone Too Far: This Tattoo Artist Refuses to Draw My Cybersigilsm Design Solely Because It Looks Like Shit

Next

Regretful Man Realizes He Would Be Rich By Now If He Had Invested In Rice 7,000 Years Ago

Recent Posts

  • Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir
  • Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
  • Record Executives Release Katseye For Daily Half Hour Of Yard Time
  • Wendy’s Employees Undergo Mandatory “Brand New vs. Taking Back Sunday” Training
  • Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI

Categories

  • Satire – Hard Drive
  • Satire – SatireWire
  • Satire – The Borrowitz Report
  • Satire – The Hard Times
  • Satire – The Onion
  • Uncategorized

Archives

  • September 2026
  • August 2026
  • July 2026
  • June 2026
  • December 2020
  • June 2019
  • September 2018
  • June 2018
  • February 2018
  • December 2017

You May Have Missed

Satire - The Onion

Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir

Syndicator
By Syndicator
September 24, 2026
Satire - The Onion

Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit

Syndicator
By Syndicator
September 24, 2026
Satire - The Onion

Record Executives Release Katseye For Daily Half Hour Of Yard Time

Syndicator
By Syndicator
September 24, 2026
Satire - The Hard Times

Wendy’s Employees Undergo Mandatory “Brand New vs. Taking Back Sunday” Training

Syndicator
By Syndicator
September 24, 2026
Satire - The Onion

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI

Syndicator
By Syndicator
September 24, 2026
Satire - The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Robert Pattinson

Syndicator
By Syndicator
September 24, 2026
Satire - The Hard Times

Line of Juggalo Suitors Forms in the Hopes of Courting Young Juggalette

Syndicator
By Syndicator
September 24, 2026
Satire - The Onion

Guy Outside Obama Center Selling Cheaper Tickets To Something Called ‘Barry’s Magical Experience’

Syndicator
By Syndicator
September 24, 2026
Hitler Estate Sues Trump for Stealing Arch Design
Satire - The Borrowitz Report

Hitler Estate Sues Trump for Stealing Arch Design

Syndicator
By Syndicator
September 24, 2026

Hey, there's nothing else on this page, you're at the footer.

Copyright 2026 — Humoro.us. All rights reserved.