Panicked Kylie Jenner Accidentally Washes $50 Million Fantasy Bra On Regular Cycle
HIDDEN HILLS, CA—Muttering “Oh shit” as she realized her mistake, media personality Kylie Jenner was reportedly panicking Monday after accidentally washing the $50 million Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra on a regular cycle. “I was probably supposed to use the delicate setting, but now the lid’s locked, so what can I do?” said Jenner, who cursed herself for forgetting to read the care instructions on the tag of the four-pound, diamond-encrusted garment before tossing it into the machine with boyfriend Timothée Chalamet’s gym clothes. “Fuck, I should have at least put it in one of those little mesh bags. And hopefully the fabric softener doesn’t make it less sparkly. Diamonds are supposed to be indestructible, right? Isn’t that the whole point of diamonds? Eh, whatever. A bra’s for wearing under other stuff anyway.” At press time, sources confirmed that the bra came out intact, emboldening Jenner to stuff her 10-foot Victoria’s Secret angel wings into the washer next.
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