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Luxury Doomsday Bunkers Gain Popularity Among Ultra-Wealthy

Luxury Doomsday Bunkers Gain Popularity Among Ultra-Wealthy

October 26, 2026

Ultra-wealthy families are constructing luxury doomsday bunkers with amenities ranging from gyms and spas to meditation rooms and movie theaters, the boom coming amid the backdrop of growing geopolitical turmoil and the rise of AI. What do you think?

“Or you can save money by hiding in the closet with a granola bar.”

June Welker, Swamp Guide


“I nuclear winter in our Aspen bunker.”

Malick Diatta, Lacquer Salesman


“But half the fun of the apocalypse is having to rough it a little.”

CJ Morrison, Chain Linker

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