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Lana Del Rey, Husband Celebrate Anniversary At Gas Station Subway

September 26, 2026

DES ALLEMANDS, LA—Holding hands and giggling as they talked the part-time fast food worker through their sandwich order, singer-songwriter Lana Del Rey and swamp tour boat captain Jeremy Dufrene reportedly celebrated their wedding anniversary Saturday at a gas station Subway restaurant. “Lana swooned after [Dufrene] told her she could get any size sandwich she wanted; he’s clearly trying to go big for their second anniversary,” said a source close to the couple, noting that Del Rey went with a foot-long Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki and a bag of jalapeño-flavored Miss Vickie’s chips, while her husband opted for a foot-long Meatball Pepperoni with extra pepperoni and two bags of nacho-cheese-flavored Doritos. “After two years of marriage, it’s important to keep the romance alive, so it was really sweet to see them all dressed up for dinner. The drinks were a nice touch. Since they were already in a gas station, he walked her over to the refrigerated section and let her pick out her favorite Monster. Then, to top it all off, he snagged her a neon “God Bless America” T-shirt and a copy of Ride Along 2 on Blu-ray.” News of the dinner date broke when TMZ released exclusive photos of the couple in the parking lot sharing a kiss as they ate the same piece of Jack Link’s jerky.

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