Wanted: Graphic Designer to Fix Our AI-Generated Show Flyer

Looking for a talented, experienced graphic designer to fix our AI-generated show flyers immediately. We discovered after getting 2,000 flyers back from the printer that it’s an abomination, despite our manager claiming the prompts he put into Chat GPT were “airtight” and specifically asked it not to include our home addresses and social security numbers. We’re getting dragged on Reddit, and the tour starts next week, so we’d need this completed by tomorrow evening, possibly the next morning. The good news is that we can provide you the AI generated design, so you have something to start from.

Here’s what we need fixed:

• The AI program erroneously put the bass player front and center. Please put him obscured behind the tour dates as originally intended. This is priority number one!
• ChatGPT gave us all “Pixar Mom Ass”, needing them shrunk by like 10%. As it stands, we do not all fit on the page.
• Fix font consistency. Either Times New Roman or Spectral. Current design alternates between weird bubble text and shapes that look like letters from an ancient alphabet
• Fourth tour stop should read “Paramus, New Jersey” and not “Shitty Stinkhole Pooptown, Fuck You”.
• The lead singer’s guitar should have six strings, not 80. And they shouldn’t be growing out of his face and arms. 
• I know this sounds crazy, but our drummer actually does have six fingers on his right hand, and the flyer depicts him with five, so we’ll need you to add one more finger back in there. However, you can remove his third arm.
• The band is called “Neutral Milk Hotel California” and NOT “Neutral Milk Hotel”. We will get in a shit ton of trouble.
• This might not make sense but please Photoshop out the prevailing, unnerving aura emanating from this flyer. By letting a machine create this, we’ve betrayed not only our artistic integrity but the qualities that make us human. The images come off as if this machine is an alien entity attempting to mimic human behavior and biology, and the more of ourselves we feed it, the more we march towards a future where we no longer create but simply traverse an uncanny valley devoid of soul, purpose, or meaning. An insult to human life itself.
• The guitarist on the left’s shoes don’t match.

Pay is $40 or six drink tickets. Serious applicants only.

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