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Judge Judy Retires

Judge Judy Retires

September 16, 2026

Judge Judith Sheindlin, better known as Judge Judy, announced that she will step down from the bench after 30 years on TV, opting to pass the baton on to her son. What do you think?

“I’ll miss flipping past her face for a moment while looking for something better.”

Hubert Yang, Lobster Prepper


“With no natural predator, the deadbeat population will explode.”

Darius Berger, Unemployed


“I worry they’ll fill her empty seat with someone pro-baloney.”

Ines Guerra, Retired Profiteer

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