Trump Enraged After Iran Renames Strait of Hormuz After JFK
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In yet another setback for Donald J. Trump, on Thursday Iran renamed the Strait of Hormuz after President John F. Kennedy.
In a ceremonial unveiling, members of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) removed a tarp covering a newly-installed toll booth on the Strait, revealing the words “The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for International Shipping.”
“These people are sick and evil!” Trump said in a post on Truth Social, calling the Iranians “even worse than the Supreme Court.”
Such rhetoric did little to intimidate the Iran-backed Houthi rebels, who announced plans to rename the Bab al-Mandab Strait after Hillary Clinton.
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