Trump Proposes Self as New Nvidia CEO, Citing Vast Experience with Infidelity

November 13, 2026

Trump said he was “not impressed” by Jensen Huang’s philandering credentials.(Photo: Andrew Harnik/Getty Images)

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—On Friday Donald J. Trump claimed that he was the “perfect person” to take the CEO reins at Nvidia, citing his vast experience with infidelity.

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