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Trump To Rename AI ‘Super Intelligence’ On All U.S. Documents

Trump To Rename AI ‘Super Intelligence’ On All U.S. Documents

September 29, 2026

President Trump directed U.S. agencies to rename AI to “super intelligence” on all official documents, claiming that the term “artificial” made the technology sound fake. What do you think?

“Even the Constitution?”

Anton Pastranak, Systems Analyst


“Why didn’t AI think of that?”

Will Stratton, Manifest Reader


“There goes my one last objection to it.”

Cordelia Huestes, Retired Shipwright

The post Trump To Rename AI ‘Super Intelligence’ On All U.S. Documents appeared first on The Onion.

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