A Very Nixon Halloween
When you’re living in the dystopian hellscape of 2026, the monsters of Halloween provide a welcome escape. Vampires, werewolves, and mummies are infinitely less alarming than Stephen Miller.
With that in mind, I’ve written a Halloween story starring an old-timey monster who doesn’t seem very scary anymore: Dick Nixon.
As incredible as it may seem, the following tale involving trick-or-treat and Tricky Dick is based on real events. At the end, I’ll reveal which parts are true (and show you some amazing photos as proof). Enjoy!
