Bolsonaro Accidentally Arrested by ICE Minutes After Arriving from Brazil
MIAMI (The Borowitz Report)— In an embarrassing misstep for the Department of Homeland Security, on Wednesday the failed Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro was arrested by ICE agents just moments after he landed in Miami.
Bolsonaro, who had been expecting a warm welcome from his political ally, Donald J. Trump, appeared startled when seven immigration officers wrestled him to the ground and zip-tied him.
