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Pros And Cons Of Using Personal AI Agents

September 28, 2026

Tech companies have begun offering personal AI agents, which can access users’ accounts and perform tasks on their behalf. The Onion examines the pros and cons of these autonomous digital assistants.

PRO

Fun to torment a digital slave

Never liked taste of water in first place

More time to spend with your AI girlfriend

Helps you pull ahead of slow adopters in worldwide competition to live life most effectively


CON

Just spent all that time learning how to interface with humans

Doesn’t cry when you yell at it

Don’t get to open Wayfair’s emails yourself

Still requires modicum of human effort

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