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Blind Man Who Drove 150 Miles Drunk Avoids Jail

Blind Man Who Drove 150 Miles Drunk Avoids Jail

September 15, 2026

A blind man in the U.K. who drove his wife’s car 150 miles while drunk avoided prison time, despite not even having a license. What do you think?

“He must have an incredible sense of smell.”

Ritche Acevedo, Menu Approver


“Now imagine how unstoppable he’d be if he were also deaf and stoned.”

Blake Peck, Sock Packager


“Anything’s possible with a little liquid courage.”

Lula Kerr, Systems Analyst

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