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What To Know About ‘One Night Only’

August 6, 2026

One Night Only opens in theaters this weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film. 

Q: What’s the premise?

A: In a dystopian alternate reality, dating is sorta awkward and hard to navigate.

Q: Who are the leads?

A: Two attractive but affordable options.

Q: Who is the movie for?

A: People who thought The Purge made too much sense.

Q: Is there a good time to use the bathroom?

A: Probably right after Xurgax uses the Time Scepter.

Q: What’s the most unrealistic part of the movie?

A: That Callum Turner has what it takes to keep a massive pizza restaurant open in Lower Manhattan.

Q: What’s the message of the film?

A: Not everything is worth seeing in theaters.

The post What To Know About ‘One Night Only’ appeared first on The Onion.

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