What To Know About ‘One Night Only’
One Night Only opens in theaters this weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.
Q: What’s the premise?
A: In a dystopian alternate reality, dating is sorta awkward and hard to navigate.
Q: Who are the leads?
A: Two attractive but affordable options.
Q: Who is the movie for?
A: People who thought The Purge made too much sense.
Q: Is there a good time to use the bathroom?
A: Probably right after Xurgax uses the Time Scepter.
Q: What’s the most unrealistic part of the movie?
A: That Callum Turner has what it takes to keep a massive pizza restaurant open in Lower Manhattan.
Q: What’s the message of the film?
A: Not everything is worth seeing in theaters.
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