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ICE To Equip Officers With Electric Shock Gloves

ICE To Equip Officers With Electric Shock Gloves

August 20, 2026

ICE announced plans to spend up to $20 million on gloves that deliver electric shocks to people who do not cooperate. What do you think?

“Hopefully you can still opt in for the traditional beating.”

Evilyn Hondo, Beet Slicer


“They could also just rub their socks on the carpet.”

Vaughn Campbell, Test Timer


“Probably good to break up the monotony of shooting people all day.”

Scott Tomlin, Quinceañera Coordinator

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