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Gene Editing Used To Create Hypoallergenic Beagles

Gene Editing Used To Create Hypoallergenic Beagles

August 18, 2026

Geneticists used CRISPR to produce twin beagle pups who do not make the lead allergy-causing protein found in dogs, opening up new possibilities for gene-editing technologies. What do you think?

“One day I’ll be able to edit my genes to make myself allergic to them all over again.”

Renée Arellanez, Tuna Prepper


“Good. Now give them wings.”

Oscar Halifax, Magnet Strengthener


“People will do anything to not have to get a bichon frisé.”

Andy Geiger, Piñata Hanger

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