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Stars Share Their Favorite Fall Fashion Secrets

Stars Share Their Favorite Fall Fashion Secrets

September 10, 2026

Stars Share Their Favorite Fall Fashion Secrets

As the weather cools down, millions of Americans are adjusting their wardrobes accordingly. The Onion asked celebrities to share their favorite fall fashion tips to help you look your best this autumn. 

Explore the list in detail

Bad Bunny

“Eyes are kind of done with. I’ll be going with an eyeless look for a bit.”

Anna Wintour

“Earrings with little pumpkins on them.”

Ben Kingsley

“Autumn is when I retreat into my Dracula-proof barracks, so can’t help ya there. Sorry!”

Rihanna

“I like to wander around my house, pick up random objects, and see if I can balance them on my head. That’s how I invented hats.”

Charles Melton

“Belt.”

Zendaya

“Wear sturdy overalls in case you happen upon a cranberry bog in desperate need of harvesting.”

Luke Combs

“I’ll sometimes grab a jacket on my way out.”

Bella Hadid

“You will never be me.”

Jeff Bezos

“Can’t go wrong with a nice MJRUUNI Men’s Oxford Shirts Long Sleeve Shirt Slim Fit Lightweight Casual Shirt!”

Sydney Sweeney

“If the amulet burns your skin when you put it on, you’re not the one meant to wear it.”

Dwayne Johnson

“I like those hats with propellers on them.”

JoJo Siwa

“Always bring a scarf. You never know when you’re going to need to dampen the sound of a gunshot.”

Jacob Elordi

“Wear whatever makes you feel confident and hot and tall and rich and famous.”

Sandra Bullock

“I have a T-shirt that says ‘Eggs For Dinner’ and I think I’m going to wear that every day for a while.”

 Lisa

“Adorning one’s skin is to adorn ash.”

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