PBR Offers $20,000 Reward For Lost Beer
Updated on September 7, 2026
The CEO of Pabst Brewing Co. put up a $20,000 reward to anyone who could provide information that leads to the recovery of 1,602 missing cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon and non-alcoholic Old Milwaukee beers. What do you think?
“Sorry, that PBR’s long since been spat out.”
Karl Sturgis, Drawer Installer
“Make it $40K, or these beers are getting shotgunned.”
Dom Gilberti, Bait Packager
“Has anyone seen a really twee bandit around here?”
Rosa Fernandez, Chess Announcer
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