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Luigi Mangione Pleads Guilty

Luigi Mangione Pleads Guilty

August 22, 2026

Luigi Mangione pleaded guilty to federal stalking charges in the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, facing a maximum sentence of life in prison. What do you think?

“Great, so I sent all of those love letters to a criminal?”

Joan Piechota, Status Checker


“Hopefully this brings traumatized corporations some closure.”

Christian Neville, Retired Bassoonist


“So now I’m supposed to believe a murderer is telling the truth?”

Maxwell Kelly, Thumbtack Sharpener

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