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Iranian Cyberattacks Target U.S. Water Systems

Iranian Cyberattacks Target U.S. Water Systems

August 10, 2026

The FBI has found at least a dozen instances of Iranian hackers targeting municipal water systems, including the networks that control valves and water pressure. What do you think?

“Huh. My water doesn’t taste more Iranian than usual.”

Sal Quintero, Slide Whistler


“Won’t anyone think of the data centers?”

Faye Sheridan, Tissue Boxer


“This is why I drink urine. They can’t hack your bladder.”

Gabriel Van Ness, Piglet Weigher

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