Pros And Cons Of Unions
Support for unions in the United States is the highest it’s been in decades, prompted by the rise of AI and income inequality. The Onion examines the pros and cons of labor unions.
PRO
They’re the only reason you’re not handcuffed to a mine cart right now.
They’re the best way to get over a fear of inflatable rats.
Members usually get a neat hat.
They provide valuable opportunities to bellow “Solidarity, brother!”
When else are you gonna get to make a sign?
CON
But we’re like a family here.
Drubbings at hands of loutish and most contemptible Pinkertons.
Forklift jousting will be banned.
Will have to give up monocle collection.
One hundred-hour work week really not so bad.
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