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Low T? Pete Hegseth Has No T.

July 22, 2026
Updated on August 6, 2026

It’s been a week of humiliation for our no-testosterone Secretary of Defensiveness, whose Senate whine-fest (and inability to do a proper pull-up) made one thing clear: Fox News was smart to only let him out on weekends. I discuss this and much more with the great Dean Obeidallah. Plus: Jesse Welles’s hilarious musical tribute to Whiskey Pete!


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