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First New Wild Cat Species Discovered In 100 Years

First New Wild Cat Species Discovered In 100 Years

September 21, 2026

A new type of tiger cat that’s smaller than a house cat was discovered in the Bolivian cloud forest, marking the first time in a century that a new species of wild cat has been identified. What do you think?

“How do they feel about cluttered studio apartments?”

Carmela Soto, Wig Organizer


“They had to know we’d eventually look under that car.”

Frank Vo, Tapas Chef


“Are you sure we’re ready for the responsibility of a new cat species?”

Rohan Pereira, Puzzle Cutter

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