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Gavin Newsom Commutes All California Death Sentences

Gavin Newsom Commutes All California Death Sentences

November 6, 2026

Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) commuted the sentences of all 548 people currently on California’s death row, claiming “state-sactioned killing is incompatible” with our shared values. What do you think?

“The state should only sanction murder outside our country.”

Chandra Ferrara, Drawer Slider


“I’ve got some outstanding parking tickets if he’s got time for those, too.”

Tim Llanas, Snake Farmer


“Are their last meals up for grabs then?”

Scott Dutreix, Darts Referee

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