2026 Midterms ‘Blue Tsunami’ By The Numbers
The Democrats retook the House, Senate, and many statewide offices after a massive wave of wins in the 2026 midterm election. The Onion breaks down the figures behind the Democrats’ “blue tsunami.”
54
Number of states Democrats now control
∞
Executive orders incoming
$2.99
Price that swing voters expect to see at gas pumps real soon, bucko
4,316
Cowboy hats taken off, thrown on the ground, and stomped on
$5,001
Bribe that would have worked on American voters
300,000
Termites Susan Collins exploded into upon losing reelection
11
Eerily calm tech CEOs ordering assistants to initiate the backup protocol
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