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Trump: Vote for the Cheesecake Factory and Jon Husted’s Ass

October 29, 2026

With just 5 days until the election, Donald Trump has made his closing argument: Democrats are far-left lunatics who hate The Cheesecake Factory—and Jon Husted has an amazing ass. I discuss this intriguing strategy and make some midterm predictions with TBR fan favorite Dean Obeidallah on this final episode before the election!

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