Patrick Stewart Reappears as Force Ghost Just To Piss You Nerds Off
LOS ANGELES—Sir Patrick Stewart, the beloved actor who passed away earlier today, most famous for his role as Captain Jean-Luc Picard on ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation,’ has reportedly appeared before numerous nerds across the country as a ‘Star Wars’ force ghost, seemingly just to irritate them, sources within the nerd community confirm.
“I was so bummed to learn that he passed; imagine my shock when I turned around, and there he was!” reported Anthony Henderson, a nerd. “But then I noticed he was wearing a robe, was sort of transparent with a blue hue, and was saying stuff like ‘Use the force, Neo!’ I was like, ‘Wait a minute, is he making fun of me?!’ Then he vanished before I could ask or get any clarity on why his positronic body continued to age on ‘Picard.’ He seemed to find this all very funny, but I have some notes!”
At press time, Sir Stewart’s spirit was reportedly heckling all of his famous friends who actually did the ice bucket challenge instead of making a donation.
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