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More Men Receiving Shock Wave Therapy For Erectile Dysfunction

More Men Receiving Shock Wave Therapy For Erectile Dysfunction

September 8, 2026

The number of American men receiving low-energy sound waves to treat their erectile dysfunction is on the rise despite little evidence to support its use, claiming the procedure increases blood flow to the penis. What do you think?

“I never miss a chance to do something weird to my penis.”

Angus Overby, Flag Mounter


“I was wondering why Hims sent me an R&B mixtape.”

Troy Zabica, Circus Spokesperson


“That explains the old folk remedy of screaming at a flaccid cock.”

Ester Dunn, Tattoo Consultant

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