Biggest Revelations From ‘Musk’
Musk, a new documentary about the SpaceX and Tesla CEO by Oscar winner Alex Gibney, premiered at the Venice Film Festival this week. Here is what the film revealed about Elon Musk:
Was a bit of a loner as an adult
Flew to Belgium in 2012 to undergo cosmetic chest cubing
Once made a hibachi chef stay three hours past close until he was finally able to catch one of the shrimp in his mouth
Accidentally left one of his kids in the backseat of the Tesla Roadster he shot into space in 2018
Fell in love with rockets as a teenager after witnessing the Challenger explosion
Has floated the idea of fathering another biological child specifically as a “hair farm”
Is still a little bit high from that time he smoked weed on The Joe Rogan Experience
At least 12 rhesus macaques had to be euthanized after Musk tested posts on them
Big Balls lives in the cloud now
Once tossed out of a Magic: The Gathering tournament at a Ramada Inn by two thick-necked goons
Drives a Nissan Leaf
If you post enough about a company, people will assume you founded it
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