AI Strategist Suggests Calling Data Centers ‘Computer Parties’
SAN FRANCISCO—Claiming that the small adjustment would be an effective way to bolster public support, artificial intelligence strategist Mark Freeling advised tech firms Tuesday to start calling data centers “computer parties.” “While the term ‘data centers’ currently has many negative associations, the word ‘computer parties’ is just plain fun,” said Freeling, who in a presentation to a group of executives including Sam Altman, Mark Zuckerberg, and Jensen Huang stated that no American concerned about rising utility bills or pollution could resist a “computer party,” “server hoedown,” or “CPU fiesta.” “Yes, these warehouses are unsightly, energy intensive, and loud, but inside there are millions of computers having an absolute blast. And people don’t want to be the reason computers can’t have fun. No one likes a buzzkill.” At press time, sources confirmed that several San Francisco residents were seen dancing outside a newly constructed data center and cheering, “Go computers! Go computers!”
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