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Other Places the Secret Service Can Hide Trump

Other Places the Secret Service Can Hide Trump

August 11, 2026

WASHINGTON—Building on their successful use of a catering truck to conceal Donald J. Trump after the recent NATO summit in Turkey, the Secret Service has drawn up a list of other places to hide the fearful president:

TBR Question of the Day: Where else could the Secret Service hide Trump? Leave your ideas in the comment section below:

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