Mark Zuckerberg’s Yacht Fails To Respond To Maritime Distress Call
After a megayacht owned by Mark Zuckerberg failed to respond to a distress signal from a skiff that had run out of fuel, a spokesperson for the centibillionaire claimed his crew did not hear the call for help. What do you think?
“Hasn’t he helped the world enough?”
Nigella Howe, Sandal Innovator
“I lose my morality at sea, too.”
Matty Segura, Fabric Unraveler
“You don’t stay ultrarich with basic acts of kindness.”
Herschel Moorehouse, Barbecue Supervisor
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