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Golfer Resigns From Club After Faking Hole-In-One

Golfer Resigns From Club After Faking Hole-In-One

August 18, 2026
Updated on August 19, 2026

Golfer Zach Holland resigned from WingHaven Country Club after faking a hole-in-one at a membership event, admitting fault after a video of the incident went viral. What do you think?

“A country club is no place for a status-seeking phony.”

Pete Hyslop, Pan Scraper


“I can’t think of a worse punishment than playing golf.”

Austin Schug, Window Froster


“His behind the back swing did feel a little implausible.”

Juno Davis, Shirt Buttoner

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