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AOC Freezing Her Eggs

AOC Freezing Her Eggs

August 15, 2026

As she weighs a 2028 presidential run, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) announced that she is freezing her eggs, not confirming whether she eventually plans to have children. What do you think?

“Give me a second to find a reason to be mad about this.”

Craig Uibel, Unemployed


“What AOC publicly proclaims about her body is none of anyone’s business.”

Jared Peck, Notebook Liner


“No one would say a word if a man froze AOC’s eggs.”

Veronica Reyes, Steam Engineer

The post AOC Freezing Her Eggs appeared first on The Onion.

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