JD Vance Says Labor Day Should Celebrate Women who go Through Labor
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—JD Vance stirred controversy on Monday by suggesting that Labor Day be a celebration of “women who go through labor.”
“The woke mob has distorted the true meaning of Labor Day,” Vance said. “Honoring workers might please people who work for a living, but it doesn’t delight me and Donald Trump.”
The vice president urged that Labor Day be “a time to pay tribute to the one thing that gives women’s lives meaning: reproducing.”
“Only women who have given birth should be allowed at Labor Day picnics,” he declared. “No baby, no hot dog.”
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