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Top Songs August 2025

Top Songs August 2025

August 28, 2026

1

Inoffensive Bridal Party Entrance Theme Music

Bruno Mars

2

We Are One (Official Song Of The 2026 World Cornhole Championships) 

Shakira

3

Worry About Your Own Weight, Fat-Ass

Ariana Grande

4

Go To Visitdubai.com To Learn More

Maroon 5

5

HR Disciplinary Action Plan

Sombr

6

Share This On Slack

Foo Fighters

7

They’re Doing Experiments On Us

Katseye

8

Help Me Get These F**king Rollerblades Off

Benson Boone

9

Careful On The Dance Floor (Someone Dropped A Glass Over There)

Dua Lipa

10

Scared Of The Joker

Justin Bieber

11

We Wear The Helmets Because We’re Both Cross-Eyed

Daft Punk

12

Buffalo Soldier

Luke Combs

13

Now That I’m Older, I’m Starting To Regret Not Settling Down

Lou Bega

14

 I Cum Blood

Cannibal Corpse, The London Symphony Orchestra

15

Your Grandpa Saw My Nipples

Madonna

16

I Got Microphone Privileges

Diddy

17

What If I Told You I’ve Been Rachel Dolezal-ing This Whole Time

Bad Bunny

18

Creepy House Full Of Bugs

Deftones

19

I’m Like A Bird (I Have A Cloaca)

Nelly Furtado

20

Could I Trouble You For 3 Minutes Of Your Time?

Bebe Rexha

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