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SNAP Enrollment Drops By Over 13%

SNAP Enrollment Drops By Over 13%

August 28, 2026

Stricter work requirements enacted in the Big Beautiful Bill have caused enrollment in the SNAP food assistance program to plummet over 13% over the past year as provisions kick in. What do you think?

“If they want food so bad, they can start a crypto pump-and-dump scam like the rest of us.”

Suzanne Elfer, Box Stacker


“Nobody in a county as rich as America should ever get help.”

Tim Sauls, Syrup Bottler


“Nothing one big party sub couldn’t fix.”

Jon Tambasco, Coin Polisher

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